urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(Source: d4nky)

I’m a junior! Silly Teddy.

iheartmyart:

Milimbo Libros

mylifeinquotes16:

Hold my hand, and never let go…

(Source: 1337tattoos)

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

fuckyeahtattoos:

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania by Kashmir Williams
read more on www.skltn-m.com

wow today was not a good day at all.

(Source: swimmingpeople)