I used to have one really good friend. That one really good friend doesn’t talk to me anymore because he got a girlfriend who is also my friend. He’s basically whipped. My ex-really good friend has a younger flirty sister. That younger flirty sister just asked my ex-boy-relationship-thing-but-not-boyfriend to homecoming. Said ex-boy asks me if this is okay. No. No, of course it is not okay. Just yesterday you were telling me you didn’t want to go- you would only go with me. You don’t even like dances.
Do you know what my problem is? My problem is not the sister. My problem is not homecoming. My problem is that none of this would have happened if people knew about us. It’s like you were ashamed of us and wanted to keep us a secret. Now everybody thinks you’re available and you’re not doing anything to stop them from thinking that. f. u.